Ode To Kyley

Oh Kyley, how I doth love thee.
Thou lights my eyes up like a vegas marquee
Thy mesmerizing eyes shimmer in the moon
I plead you ignore when I call you a goon
Your lips, lush like rosebuds beckon and call
Alas, again I'm set up for a fall
The sweet sound of your song how it brightens my day
When thou departs I'm left in dismay


I apologize for the general suckery and briefness of the poem. I am not terribly good at it :( <3

Song of the Day: Dinosaurchestra by Lemon Demon

Tape Measures & Trades people

This is a continuation of something I started in English today. To rehash what I wrote earlier. Basically I became frustrated in my work as a roofer over everyones obsession with the size of their tape measure. I had a situation at work where a co-worker (a female coworker I might add) asked me to use my tape measure. When I presented her with my tape measure she responded with a look of disgust on her face "What's this?". I responded with an explanation of what a tape measure was and how it worked. Apparently thats not what she wanted to here. Long story she went and got hers, which (I'm not even exaggerating here) was 3.5 times the size , with tape literally 2 inches across. Why do people find it necessary to always have bigger tools than others. I'd go further with this but I have a tooth brush in my mouth and I have a headache and dont feel like writing more. But the general idea here is people who decide they are superior to others based on the size of their tape measure bug me immensely.

Song of the Day: You've Got A Friend In Me by Randy Newman

WTF?!?!?!?

I just noticed this in msn. Where the hell do they come up with these things...


Song of the Day: Blue Bayour by Roy Orbison