What a night!

Well tonight Nigel and I went to some grad thing at Selkirk Montessori School Downtown. What a party, just so everyone knows never get lost in the wood with Nigel. That kid is actually worse with directions than I am. Kid couldn't navigate his way out of a wet paper bag... but I digress. After the grad concert and ceremoy dealy we headed over Dairy Queen with directions from Allegra. Nigel as it turned out wasn't paying a lot of attention I guess and it took us probably 15 minutes longer than it should of. At one point we even decided we were lost for help and naturally the first person asked was visiting here and was no better off than we were. Brilliant, absofuckinglutely brilliant. We finally made it there. Had a blast met some really crazy people. And got to better meet the person who actually invited me there who I really didn't know. Any who good evening, lots of fun.

Song of the Day: Wasn't That A Party by The Irish Rovers

Who knew...

It wasn't my belief people actually talked like this but apparently they do. I was walking back from the mall today after school and heard someone say this to his friend in all seriousness. "That's how his mom balls". It really left me in disbelief, honestly why the fuck would anyone talk like that. Seriously how many blows do you have to take to the head before you start talking like that and going on about how people "ball". I don't even know what that means I just know it sounds really stupid.

Ok here it is. I looked up the term "ball" on urban dictionary. So here are some of the definitions.

Ball - a testicle
Usage: "my balls itch"

Ball - play basketball
Usage: "yo nigga, let's ball !"

Ball - 8th ounce of cocaine (or occasionally another powdered drug)
Usage: "I can't get you a gram, dude only slangs balls"

Ball - to have sex
Usage: "Myron was balling Rebecca when her rommate walked in on them."

Ball - To have alot of money and nice things.
Usage: "Dat nigga ballin' outta control."

So there is handful so know you know a bunch of totally different definitions of the same word. Go forth with your knowledge and ball the balls off some balla or something. I don't know. Just go do something, weather is nice go run in circles for all I care. I'm going back to work :)

Quote of the Day: "Kyle go fornicate with a certain breakfast item. Lubrication is in the fridge."

Another poem...

I really need to stop writing poetry for people. I suppose I am just a sucker for punishment or maybe just a poet at heart who knows...

Love is like a boat on the ocean
A journey like no other
The destination unkown
A harrowing voyage
Sail uncharted waters

Often love can toss you about
It can blow you around with its violent gales
Crush your hopes and shatter your dreams
Leaving you feeling lost and alone
Wanting nothing more than to sink into the sea around you

Be wary of the sirens call
As riding the waves can conjure dillusions of grandeur
Don't be lured into the depths of lust
Follow the stars to guide you true
But don't always fear going off the beaten trail

However, sailors often search for treasure
Hidden deep amongst the dangers of the sea
Waiting for those who seek it
So set course for adventure
Find the treasure you know is out there


Le Song of le Day: The Final Count Down by Europe

What not to do...

Ladies and gentleman boys and girls. This story is in my eyes nothing short of amazing. This person has stood up and shown some iniative towards something they clearly believe quite strongly in. It's good to see some people out there willing to stick it out to fight against these foolish folk that stole the phone. I insist all of my readers (the one or two that entails) read this story in it's entirity as it really is something else. I personally want to make a short film out of it if I get enough free time this summer :) of course with permission of the Evan (I believe that is the correct name?). Anywho here is a link to the site |I AM A LINK CLICK ME!|. ENJOY!

Song of the Day: Farewell to Nova Scotia by The Irish Rovers