How awesome am I?

There we have it ladies and gents. She finally saw the light. Kyley, the fool everyone knows and loves finally admitted how greater I am than her. Score one up for me :D

Song of the Day: I Don't Want To Spoil The Party by The Beatles

Who Writes Like This? Honestly.

Today was fun ... missed first class wit shirley and pretty.... lol then like at lunch haha we did stuff ... we went to tha gastation and also gergeos ionno how to speell its but yeah... nd like after skool shirley was all like wanna come over to my house nd i was like sure but first we went to my house and we like tlked on nexopia and msn ... and stuff like that =) nd then i went shirleys house played hid and seek wit her lil sister and prank callled ppl that we knew =) hehehe we also got high on sugar lol =) nd then dinner wit shirley after and we went all tha way to richmond to eat chinese food =) mmm it was good a lil spicy some of it but good .... omg nd of course dessert !! we had ice cream!! mmmm lol nd now i just got home from watchin a movie wit my mom pshhh carly was suppose to come but nooo!!... lol yeah we were gonna watch scary movie 4 cause i didn't see it yets but instead we waited in a huge long ass line up to watch slient hill ughh witch suked!!! omg it wasn't even good it was all pack because of the first day!! but eww omg it was sick and i recomend u guys not to watch it!! hell naw mans it suked nd thats basically it ritte there ... sigh long day...

Reading this literally made my eyes bleed. Who the fuck writes like that?

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Song of the Day: You've Got To Hide Your Love Away by The Beatles

Why must everyone I deal with on eBay be utterly incompetent.

This continues to blow my mind. I am 16 for christ sake I shouldn't even have an eBay account but I do. I also happen to have way more professionalism and just overall competence in what it is I am doing weather it be buying or selling than the person on the other end. Now don't get me wrong here. I have had *some* positive transactions, keyword being some. My most recent good transaction was I bought my video card online which was a big risk. I spent $300 dollars on a new card and put faith into someone else to not screw me over with $300. The didn't disappoint though. They met and exceeded my expectations by getting the package to me in less than 48 hours which made me very happy. However my two most recent transactions have not gone so smoothly. I have purchased two things a mike Jones shirt (for my good buddy Jon "Big Boss of the North" Shah) and Morrowind Game of the Year Edition. I'll start with the Mike Jones shirt.

Mike Jones Shirt Story: Ok so I paid for the shirt on the 6th of April (this is after trying to pay earlier but the telling me to send the money through paypal instead of through eBay because I tried paying through eBay's paypal thing but it didn't work.)and waited the two weeks for the e-check to clear. So the e-check finally cleared and I got a e-mail from paypal saying the e-check cleared however his account could not receive payment so the money was just credited to my paypal account. So now I have e-mailed him again asking what to do next and it has been four days now and still no response. I'm looking to cancel the transaction because clearly this individual doesn't no what they're doing. And now responding to my e-mails is a big no no. When I sell things on eBay contact is the most important thing. We e-mail the seller at every step of the transaction we leave feedback promptly upon receiving payment we e-mail after the transaction to ensure they are satisfied with their purchase.

Morrowind Game of the Year Edition: I paid via e-check promptly for this item and not even a week into the e-check being sent this user e-mails me threatening to file a non-paying bidder complaint because he hasn't received his money yet. Now he only has 10 feedback so he probably isn't super experienced with eBay, however I only have 11 feedback so one could conclude I don't have much experience either. However I do know e-checks usually take a minimum of 14. I e-mailed him back saying e-checks take and he would have to wait. That seemed to pacify him. Now the e-check cleared on the 18th I got my receipt from paypal saying all went well I checked my bank account the money was gone so I figured all was well and left it be. Three days later I e-mailed checking on the status of my package and when he thought it would get here. The individual e-mailed me back stating that he did not have his money yet and wouldn't be sending until he did. He told me to check the e-mail I Sent it to in case I paid the wrong person. I checked my receipt and everything looked in order. So I sent him an e-mail including the receipt and still have not heard anything back.

Maybe I am over reacting but I feel like I get stuck dealing with all of eBay's most incompetent users regardless how careful I am. More or less I just needed to rant. Hopefully this nonsense gets wrapped up by the weeks end.

Song of the Day: Parallel Universe by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Crappy Ass Animal Farm Poem

In England town
This story goes down
Visions of glory
Born from a dream
An epic story
A benevolent scheme

With revolution in the air
Old Jones of Manor hath need to take care
A remarkable plan set into action
The animals in red march to the top
Winners atlast the begining of a new faction
No longer fearing of the great butcher shop

Rules are abrutly thrown down in place
As means of protection for the animal race
But as time does go on
The tune does soon change
The system becomes a bit of a con
Is trouble astir at this home on the range?

The story comes down with an ironic twist
Something so simple, how could it be missed?
People are greedy, now animals too.
What would old major think of this snafu?


ya ya ya I'm no poet. Get over it.

Song of the Day: Fever by Michael Buble

A Real Fudge Packer...

Now I found this picture earlier by using the stumble bar in firefox and nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Maybe it was the slurpee laughing. I really don't know. Either way I had to share it with the handful of people (if that) that actually read the crap I write on here. So enjoy.


Song of the Day: Forever In Blue Jeans by Neil Diamond

Happy Easter & A Collection of Awesome Videos

Wishing you all a happy easter. Now go get fat eating chocolate :).

In other news. I was up late last night watching videos on various sites these struck me as awesome, or funny or both. Some of them may be more humorous when you are sleep deprived. You be the judge...

Shaolin Monks Commercial - Link

Love Underground (starring an anime version me apparently according to a friend of mine.) - Link

Singing in the Rain Remix (Golf GTI Commercial) - Link

Video With Mostly Random Crap In It - Link

Sawyer Song - Link

Llama Song - Link

Worst Conversation Ever

Ok this was from a conversation with my good buddy evilmegaman from good ol' California. Here goes...

Evilmegaman: omg great idea!
Evilmegaman: Take a picture of your butt

This is why he is so great. Kid cracks me up (no pun intended).

Big Sean rox0rz 73h b16ONe11ONE11

This is a conversation Sean had with some chick I don't know.

- ||**...[B]rieana-xo...**|| soo do you know who likes you ?


Sean umm jesus? dosnt he love all of us? lol


This is why Sean kicks so many different kinds off ass.