Oh sweet cheese

So sweet and succulent is the cheese
So warm and smoothe is the cheese
That so pleasantly does cover
So pleasantly does it cover my burger of the cheese variety
My burger of cheese that I do eat as I am travelling through the dark

John Pinette is a God

This guy cracks me. John Pinette is a stand-up comedian who plays his humor off of his weight. I got a copy of his CD "Show Me The Buffet". He is just way to funny. My personal favorite stand-up act on the CD is probably the Wizard of Oz buffet. Basically though the CD has clips of him talking about his various buffet experiences. He really is quite funny. So definately check out John Pinette if you are looking for a good laugh.

Song of the Day: Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone

At somepoint in a past life...

I swear to god. At somepoint in a past life I pissed off a number of postal workers. I am led to believe this because it really feels as if couriers and canada post have some kind of vendetta against me. I have had all sorts of problems with them. The latest and by far the worst. I bought a 2,500 dollar video camera from futureshop.ca it was supposedly delivered today and signed for. However it was not delivered to us nor was it signed for by us. So now somewhere somebody has gotten a free 2,500 video camera. This is why somewhere I think I pissed someone off in a past life, probably a postal worker.