Ode To Kyley

Oh Kyley, how I doth love thee.
Thou lights my eyes up like a vegas marquee
Thy mesmerizing eyes shimmer in the moon
I plead you ignore when I call you a goon
Your lips, lush like rosebuds beckon and call
Alas, again I'm set up for a fall
The sweet sound of your song how it brightens my day
When thou departs I'm left in dismay


I apologize for the general suckery and briefness of the poem. I am not terribly good at it :( <3

Song of the Day: Dinosaurchestra by Lemon Demon

Tape Measures & Trades people

This is a continuation of something I started in English today. To rehash what I wrote earlier. Basically I became frustrated in my work as a roofer over everyones obsession with the size of their tape measure. I had a situation at work where a co-worker (a female coworker I might add) asked me to use my tape measure. When I presented her with my tape measure she responded with a look of disgust on her face "What's this?". I responded with an explanation of what a tape measure was and how it worked. Apparently thats not what she wanted to here. Long story she went and got hers, which (I'm not even exaggerating here) was 3.5 times the size , with tape literally 2 inches across. Why do people find it necessary to always have bigger tools than others. I'd go further with this but I have a tooth brush in my mouth and I have a headache and dont feel like writing more. But the general idea here is people who decide they are superior to others based on the size of their tape measure bug me immensely.

Song of the Day: You've Got A Friend In Me by Randy Newman

WTF?!?!?!?

I just noticed this in msn. Where the hell do they come up with these things...


Song of the Day: Blue Bayour by Roy Orbison

I am a sexy beast...

I'd just like to report that I am infact still an amazingly sexy creature. However I am departing for some "Ontario" place on friday. We'll see how that goes. So until whatever day it is I get back you will all have to live without my sexiness...

Song of the Day: Ordinary Average Guy by Joe Walsh

What a night!

Well tonight Nigel and I went to some grad thing at Selkirk Montessori School Downtown. What a party, just so everyone knows never get lost in the wood with Nigel. That kid is actually worse with directions than I am. Kid couldn't navigate his way out of a wet paper bag... but I digress. After the grad concert and ceremoy dealy we headed over Dairy Queen with directions from Allegra. Nigel as it turned out wasn't paying a lot of attention I guess and it took us probably 15 minutes longer than it should of. At one point we even decided we were lost for help and naturally the first person asked was visiting here and was no better off than we were. Brilliant, absofuckinglutely brilliant. We finally made it there. Had a blast met some really crazy people. And got to better meet the person who actually invited me there who I really didn't know. Any who good evening, lots of fun.

Song of the Day: Wasn't That A Party by The Irish Rovers

Who knew...

It wasn't my belief people actually talked like this but apparently they do. I was walking back from the mall today after school and heard someone say this to his friend in all seriousness. "That's how his mom balls". It really left me in disbelief, honestly why the fuck would anyone talk like that. Seriously how many blows do you have to take to the head before you start talking like that and going on about how people "ball". I don't even know what that means I just know it sounds really stupid.

Ok here it is. I looked up the term "ball" on urban dictionary. So here are some of the definitions.

Ball - a testicle
Usage: "my balls itch"

Ball - play basketball
Usage: "yo nigga, let's ball !"

Ball - 8th ounce of cocaine (or occasionally another powdered drug)
Usage: "I can't get you a gram, dude only slangs balls"

Ball - to have sex
Usage: "Myron was balling Rebecca when her rommate walked in on them."

Ball - To have alot of money and nice things.
Usage: "Dat nigga ballin' outta control."

So there is handful so know you know a bunch of totally different definitions of the same word. Go forth with your knowledge and ball the balls off some balla or something. I don't know. Just go do something, weather is nice go run in circles for all I care. I'm going back to work :)

Quote of the Day: "Kyle go fornicate with a certain breakfast item. Lubrication is in the fridge."

Another poem...

I really need to stop writing poetry for people. I suppose I am just a sucker for punishment or maybe just a poet at heart who knows...

Love is like a boat on the ocean
A journey like no other
The destination unkown
A harrowing voyage
Sail uncharted waters

Often love can toss you about
It can blow you around with its violent gales
Crush your hopes and shatter your dreams
Leaving you feeling lost and alone
Wanting nothing more than to sink into the sea around you

Be wary of the sirens call
As riding the waves can conjure dillusions of grandeur
Don't be lured into the depths of lust
Follow the stars to guide you true
But don't always fear going off the beaten trail

However, sailors often search for treasure
Hidden deep amongst the dangers of the sea
Waiting for those who seek it
So set course for adventure
Find the treasure you know is out there


Le Song of le Day: The Final Count Down by Europe

What not to do...

Ladies and gentleman boys and girls. This story is in my eyes nothing short of amazing. This person has stood up and shown some iniative towards something they clearly believe quite strongly in. It's good to see some people out there willing to stick it out to fight against these foolish folk that stole the phone. I insist all of my readers (the one or two that entails) read this story in it's entirity as it really is something else. I personally want to make a short film out of it if I get enough free time this summer :) of course with permission of the Evan (I believe that is the correct name?). Anywho here is a link to the site |I AM A LINK CLICK ME!|. ENJOY!

Song of the Day: Farewell to Nova Scotia by The Irish Rovers

Shaun is 73h n00bz0r.

Such a classic.

Quote of the Day "You Can't Always Get What You Want. But If You Try Some Time, You Might Find You Get What You Need" -Jagger

One for the ladies.

This post is going out to all the girls, ladies, women etc (who probably don't actually read my blog but I'm not letting that stop me). Ok so here goes. After watching a red zone body wash commercial earlier where the girl asks her guy which one of her friends he finds most attractive or something along that line. I was disturbed by this commercial as behaviour like that should not be encouraged. I am going to put this in the simplest terms I can and not beat around the bush like I am right now. Ladies NEVER, I repeat never under any circumstance ask your boyfriend, husband, significant other etc if he finds so and so attractive or who he'd rather be with and so on and so forth. No good will ever come of that question. Asking that question is asking to either

a) start an arguement
b) start a fight
c) ruin a relationship
d) all of the above

I cannot stress the importance of never putting your man in this position. The fact that women almost seem to derive some kind of sick pleasure from seeing the lad in question squirm as he fights to find the "holy grail" of answers to that question. That answer being the correct answer, which unfortunately for us men does not actually exist. Contrary to what some may think there is indeed no correct answer to that question. No matter how clever or well thought out we may think our answer is, it will be the wrong answer. So let us recap, you should never ask that question of your partner. It is morally wrong to ask the aforementioned question. Please ladies everywhere if you read this please think very carefully before you consider asking this ridiculous question(thanks goes out to my good buddy tom for that one :)).

Song of the Day: Detroit Rock City by KISS

How awesome am I?

There we have it ladies and gents. She finally saw the light. Kyley, the fool everyone knows and loves finally admitted how greater I am than her. Score one up for me :D

Song of the Day: I Don't Want To Spoil The Party by The Beatles

Who Writes Like This? Honestly.

Today was fun ... missed first class wit shirley and pretty.... lol then like at lunch haha we did stuff ... we went to tha gastation and also gergeos ionno how to speell its but yeah... nd like after skool shirley was all like wanna come over to my house nd i was like sure but first we went to my house and we like tlked on nexopia and msn ... and stuff like that =) nd then i went shirleys house played hid and seek wit her lil sister and prank callled ppl that we knew =) hehehe we also got high on sugar lol =) nd then dinner wit shirley after and we went all tha way to richmond to eat chinese food =) mmm it was good a lil spicy some of it but good .... omg nd of course dessert !! we had ice cream!! mmmm lol nd now i just got home from watchin a movie wit my mom pshhh carly was suppose to come but nooo!!... lol yeah we were gonna watch scary movie 4 cause i didn't see it yets but instead we waited in a huge long ass line up to watch slient hill ughh witch suked!!! omg it wasn't even good it was all pack because of the first day!! but eww omg it was sick and i recomend u guys not to watch it!! hell naw mans it suked nd thats basically it ritte there ... sigh long day...

Reading this literally made my eyes bleed. Who the fuck writes like that?

Quoted from:Here

Song of the Day: You've Got To Hide Your Love Away by The Beatles

Why must everyone I deal with on eBay be utterly incompetent.

This continues to blow my mind. I am 16 for christ sake I shouldn't even have an eBay account but I do. I also happen to have way more professionalism and just overall competence in what it is I am doing weather it be buying or selling than the person on the other end. Now don't get me wrong here. I have had *some* positive transactions, keyword being some. My most recent good transaction was I bought my video card online which was a big risk. I spent $300 dollars on a new card and put faith into someone else to not screw me over with $300. The didn't disappoint though. They met and exceeded my expectations by getting the package to me in less than 48 hours which made me very happy. However my two most recent transactions have not gone so smoothly. I have purchased two things a mike Jones shirt (for my good buddy Jon "Big Boss of the North" Shah) and Morrowind Game of the Year Edition. I'll start with the Mike Jones shirt.

Mike Jones Shirt Story: Ok so I paid for the shirt on the 6th of April (this is after trying to pay earlier but the telling me to send the money through paypal instead of through eBay because I tried paying through eBay's paypal thing but it didn't work.)and waited the two weeks for the e-check to clear. So the e-check finally cleared and I got a e-mail from paypal saying the e-check cleared however his account could not receive payment so the money was just credited to my paypal account. So now I have e-mailed him again asking what to do next and it has been four days now and still no response. I'm looking to cancel the transaction because clearly this individual doesn't no what they're doing. And now responding to my e-mails is a big no no. When I sell things on eBay contact is the most important thing. We e-mail the seller at every step of the transaction we leave feedback promptly upon receiving payment we e-mail after the transaction to ensure they are satisfied with their purchase.

Morrowind Game of the Year Edition: I paid via e-check promptly for this item and not even a week into the e-check being sent this user e-mails me threatening to file a non-paying bidder complaint because he hasn't received his money yet. Now he only has 10 feedback so he probably isn't super experienced with eBay, however I only have 11 feedback so one could conclude I don't have much experience either. However I do know e-checks usually take a minimum of 14. I e-mailed him back saying e-checks take and he would have to wait. That seemed to pacify him. Now the e-check cleared on the 18th I got my receipt from paypal saying all went well I checked my bank account the money was gone so I figured all was well and left it be. Three days later I e-mailed checking on the status of my package and when he thought it would get here. The individual e-mailed me back stating that he did not have his money yet and wouldn't be sending until he did. He told me to check the e-mail I Sent it to in case I paid the wrong person. I checked my receipt and everything looked in order. So I sent him an e-mail including the receipt and still have not heard anything back.

Maybe I am over reacting but I feel like I get stuck dealing with all of eBay's most incompetent users regardless how careful I am. More or less I just needed to rant. Hopefully this nonsense gets wrapped up by the weeks end.

Song of the Day: Parallel Universe by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Crappy Ass Animal Farm Poem

In England town
This story goes down
Visions of glory
Born from a dream
An epic story
A benevolent scheme

With revolution in the air
Old Jones of Manor hath need to take care
A remarkable plan set into action
The animals in red march to the top
Winners atlast the begining of a new faction
No longer fearing of the great butcher shop

Rules are abrutly thrown down in place
As means of protection for the animal race
But as time does go on
The tune does soon change
The system becomes a bit of a con
Is trouble astir at this home on the range?

The story comes down with an ironic twist
Something so simple, how could it be missed?
People are greedy, now animals too.
What would old major think of this snafu?


ya ya ya I'm no poet. Get over it.

Song of the Day: Fever by Michael Buble

A Real Fudge Packer...

Now I found this picture earlier by using the stumble bar in firefox and nearly pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Maybe it was the slurpee laughing. I really don't know. Either way I had to share it with the handful of people (if that) that actually read the crap I write on here. So enjoy.


Song of the Day: Forever In Blue Jeans by Neil Diamond

Happy Easter & A Collection of Awesome Videos

Wishing you all a happy easter. Now go get fat eating chocolate :).

In other news. I was up late last night watching videos on various sites these struck me as awesome, or funny or both. Some of them may be more humorous when you are sleep deprived. You be the judge...

Shaolin Monks Commercial - Link

Love Underground (starring an anime version me apparently according to a friend of mine.) - Link

Singing in the Rain Remix (Golf GTI Commercial) - Link

Video With Mostly Random Crap In It - Link

Sawyer Song - Link

Llama Song - Link

Worst Conversation Ever

Ok this was from a conversation with my good buddy evilmegaman from good ol' California. Here goes...

Evilmegaman: omg great idea!
Evilmegaman: Take a picture of your butt

This is why he is so great. Kid cracks me up (no pun intended).

Big Sean rox0rz 73h b16ONe11ONE11

This is a conversation Sean had with some chick I don't know.

- ||**...[B]rieana-xo...**|| soo do you know who likes you ?


Sean umm jesus? dosnt he love all of us? lol


This is why Sean kicks so many different kinds off ass.

The Long Black Veil

Ten years ago, on a cold dark night
Someone was killed, 'neath the town hall light
There were few at the scene, but they all agreed
That the slayer who ran, looked a lot like me

The judge said son, what is your alibi
If you were somewhere else, then you won't have to die
I spoke not a word, thou it meant my life
For I'd been in the arms of my best friend's wife

Chorus
She walks these hills in a long black veil
She visits my grave when the night winds wail
Nobody knows, nobody sees
Nobody knows but me

Oh, the scaffold is high and eternity's near
She stood in the crowd and shed not a tear
But late at night, when the north wind blows
In a long black veil, she cries ov're my bones

The Sounds of Summer....

I do enjoy my summers. Maybe not love them. But listening to The Beach Boys as I am right at this very instant makes me want it to be summer. It also makes me want to be down on a beach in California soaking in the rays and enjoying the nice sandy beaches. Listening to The Beach Boys has such a soothing theraputic affect. I love it. Everyone should try treating anything and everything by listeneing to them. I gurantee your blues will melt away :)



Song of the Day: California Girls by The Beach Boys

Spam Spam Spammity Spam Spam

I get the best spam in the world. The names crack me up so I save them here is a shot of some of the current ones before google cans them. There is a slight pattern in the subject matter of the e-mails...

Simply Amazing...

This is something I find incredibly amazing. How in the name of all that is good and pure do you manage to wrack up almost 22,000 posts on something useless like nexopia. This person has made roughly 21 posts per day for a little under 3 years. The worst part is they're 19. By 19 you should have moved beyond silly little childish sites like nexopia. You should have moved out of your parents basement. You should have gotten on with your life and done something productive. Or atleast be on with your life working towards something productive. You should *NOT* I repeat, *NOT* be sitting at home posting useless drivel on some kids website. End of story.

Song of the Day: Maybe Katie by The Barenaked Ladies

I can see this picture creating a lot of controversy...

I found this picture posted in an nfo for the xbox game "Black". The release group dagger put it along with the following in there nfo. This ought to stir up some shit...

My names Joe. I'm the CEO.

This is a great song you all need to listen. It is by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. The song goes by the name "Joe". The album "The Last DJ" contains this song and many others that express Tom Petty's extreme anger towards "The powers that be" in the music industry. Joe is a song about a record exec. who's motto is "You get to be famous. I get to be rich.".

my name's Joe I 'm the ceo
yeah, I 'm the man
makes the big wheels roll
I 'm the hand on
the green light switch
you get to be famous
I get to be rich

go get me a kid
with a good-looking face
bring me a kid
can remember his place
some hungry poet
son of a bitch
he gets to be famous I get to be rich

or bring me a girl
they're always the best
you put 'em on stage
and you have 'em undress
some angel whore
who can learn a guitar lick
hey, that's what I call music

well they'll come lookin' for money
when public gets bored
but we'll fight 'em with lawyer
they could never afford
yeah, I 'll make her look
like a spoiled little bitch
she gets to be famous
I get to be rich

or bring me a girl
they're always the best
you put 'em on stage
and you have 'em undress
some angel whore
who can learn a guitar lick
hey, that's what I call music

so burnt-out johnny
thinks our books are shifty
what good's that alchI to me
when he's fifty
we could move catalog
if he'd only die quicker
send my regards to the gig
and a case of good liquor
he gets to be famous
I get to be rich
he gets to be famous
I get to be rich

my name's Joe , I 'm the ceo
I 'm the man who makes
the big wheels roll

Song of the Day: "When Money Becomes King" by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

This is the kind of trash that populates this world.

"i wish the rain could wash away my pain. i painted a picture today. it made my teacher so sad she cryed. i think i have died inside. depression sets in. here i go wut all this shit agian. this time ill have help tho. ittl be better then being alone. ill have some one to talk to. open up and cry to. a friend thats there to keep me safe.... the only problem is im getting worse.... and i dont kno if any one can save me.... i think im to far gone."

Now some may call me heartless or cruel or mean or disgusting or what have you for this post. To that I say, too bad. I found that in someones blog on nexopia. How pathetic can you get. That is the lowest of low. Why can't you stop whining in a depressing fashion on the internet. Accept that fact that no one cares and grow up. Stop wasting your time and precious internet resources. There is enough useless garbage on nexopia as it stands. Don't make yourself part of the problem.

Game of the Day: The Simpson's Road Rage

Oh sweet cheese

So sweet and succulent is the cheese
So warm and smoothe is the cheese
That so pleasantly does cover
So pleasantly does it cover my burger of the cheese variety
My burger of cheese that I do eat as I am travelling through the dark

John Pinette is a God

This guy cracks me. John Pinette is a stand-up comedian who plays his humor off of his weight. I got a copy of his CD "Show Me The Buffet". He is just way to funny. My personal favorite stand-up act on the CD is probably the Wizard of Oz buffet. Basically though the CD has clips of him talking about his various buffet experiences. He really is quite funny. So definately check out John Pinette if you are looking for a good laugh.

Song of the Day: Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone

At somepoint in a past life...

I swear to god. At somepoint in a past life I pissed off a number of postal workers. I am led to believe this because it really feels as if couriers and canada post have some kind of vendetta against me. I have had all sorts of problems with them. The latest and by far the worst. I bought a 2,500 dollar video camera from futureshop.ca it was supposedly delivered today and signed for. However it was not delivered to us nor was it signed for by us. So now somewhere somebody has gotten a free 2,500 video camera. This is why somewhere I think I pissed someone off in a past life, probably a postal worker.