Right now I am not in a good mood, not even slightly. My blood is boiling, what I witnessed today was a blatant display of "We need to be politically correct" bullshit. I am sick and tired of having to constantly give in the to slightest bit of opposition, what happened to democracy. Just because a small few find it their job to whine, bitch and generally complain about every little thing because it would seem they have NOTHING better to do. Today in applied designs Ashley informed me that a bunch of captions from the Cooking & Sewing pages had been changed after being deemed inappropriate. So immediately we both consulted with Mrs.Gronow as to why they had been changed, hoping that there was a pretty damn good reason behind it. Sadly most lacked a good reason, which is why I am in such a good mood right now. I will list the captions, then what they were changed to and then the reason behind the change. Brace yourself, because here comes a non-stop onslaught of T O T A L B U L L S H I T...
Exhibit A:
Original: The 3 Mustketeers get rid of those wrinkles.
Replacement: The boys get rid of those wrinkles
Reason: No good reason was given as to why this was changed, the only good reason I can think of is if we had used the whole "3 Musketeers" concept on too many other pages. But I dont think that was the case.
Exhibit B:
Original: Sierra Hamblin deep in creative thought.
Replacement: "Cinderelly, Cinderelly..."
Reason: This one defies logic, the thought that someone decided this was a better caption for a MIDDLE SCHOOL yearbook is really disturbing. Personally I can see Sierra Hamblin being slightly irratated by a quote like this, I know I would be.
Exhibit C:
Original: All my sewers don't dance they just stitch up their pants and thread away. Stich it up, stitch it up, stitch it up!
Replacement: "Is this for the rest of the year?"
Reason: Apparently someone mentioned that the lyrics from the song are not very "appropriate" so Mrs.Gronow or the teacher in charge of making sure the yearbook appeals to the left and the right decided that because the clever caption was based on an "innapropriate" song the caption should be taken out of the yearbook. I do not understand the logic behind this.
Exhibit D:
Original: I got 99 problems, but sewing ain't one!
Replacement: We are "SEW" going to make some cool stuff.
Reason: This one is also because of "innapropriate" lyrics in the actual song. That really doesn't qualify as a reason, I cant think of a good reason as to why this can be considered a problem, heaven forbid someone complained on that ground. Its people that complain about things like that, they ruin everything. They seem to complain simply for the sake of complaining. It really P I S S E S M E O F F.
Exhibit E:
Original: All the chefs in the kitchen "Turn it up hot, turn it up hot."
Replacement: All the chefs in the kitchen say "Spatula, Spatula"
Reason: Same as the previous two, inappropriate lyrics. On a side note the replacement quite frankly sucks, its not even kind of creative. The whole theme of this yearbook, so now instead of using an idea from a song we used "say Spatula Spatula". I am left saying W T F!
Exhibit F:
Original: Stir it up! Little darlings, stir it up!
Replacement: Puttin' on the icing.
Reason: I really dont know, my guess is the lyric crap again. Either the replacement sucks. The kid is stirring a bowl of icing. The caption was fine, shit needs to be pulled together. Case closed.
Exhibit G:
Original: Darcy Sherrington carries his mission to the over.
Replacement: sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine...
Reason: Not a clue, this just defies rational thinking. Sure the caption wasnt super great in the beginning but the replacement is just straight out bad, end of story.
Exhibit H:
Original: The dynamic duo prepare a feast.
Replacement: A spoonful of suger...
Replacement: For starters they spelt sugar wrong (this was done by a teacher). Secondly the picture doesn't even involve sugar. God only knows...
Exhibit I:
Orginal: Craig LeQuesne having a good time dishing it up!
Replacement: none they just crossed it out
Reason: Mrs.Gronow decided that people would immediately associate "good time" with having sex. I immediately responded with "Is your mind really that far in the gutter" she came back with a long winded story of how if a parent saw something like that, they might complain and then she wears it from Mrs.Churchhill. This is single handedly the saddest thing I have ever heard, if someone complained about that caption I really cant begin to describe the how I would feel. Suffice to say I would be gravely dissapointed. I wish I could go into detail as to how much this frustrates me, but alas I cannot because there are no words to describe the feeling.
That concludes this rant, remember folks do NOT give into society's constant desire to keep things politically correct. Fight the power, be a "rebel" do whatever you have to do. Just do not wind up preaching this garbage. Thank You, Good night.
Word of the day:
half-life