Virus Warning

Something I noticed I thought I should pass on to you lot. I've recieved a number of "E-greeting" cards this morning. These are quite to the contrary, they're infact virus. Ultimately the card ends up with you either download the file insertnameofcardhere.gif.exe take note of the EXE ending meaning it is an executable file. I am 100% certain this is a virus as I have recieved a number of them either getting me to download it off the website or click a direct link to it. I would stay away from it at all costs.

Song of the Day: Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel

Be afraid. Be very afraid. This is what can happen when you combine a long day, darts, a racoon hat and Saltspring. We went and partied it up on the island for friday and saturday, me and my cousin Jordan played LOTS of darts like 5+ hours of darts. Risk was also played, a game in which I dominate because I am the supreme master of Risk and Monopoly but we never got around to playing that. All in all all went well. Good times were had strange pictures were taken.

Song of the Day: Lighting Crashes by Live

Customs can go DIE!!!!!

Here is my dilemma. Recently with all the eBay stuff we have been doing (Craig and I) it is becoming increasingly frustrating to have to deal with the lengths the "people" at customs go to in order to piss me off. I say me because I feel that customs is holding a personal vendetta against me/us. For example, a calculator I bought off eBay. Customs held onto this calculator for TWO WEEKS and then returned it to the sender. Putting the total time for my shipping of this out at 34 days for something sent via US Priority Airmail (which is supposed to be 5-7 day shipping). Second on my agenda. We sold tickets too a football game that takes place tomorrow. The tickets were sent on October.12th via CP Xpress Post (guaranteed 5 day delivery) according to the tracking on it, it arrived in the states on the 14th. However today is October.22nd and he still has not received them. An inquiry with Canada Post reveals that... not suprisingly the tickets are being held by customs. God only knows why they would hold onto pre-paid xpress post envelope, even according to the lady at the post office that "almost never happens". But of course it happened, and it happened to us naturally. Well that sums up my rant for today... here's a big TEN FOUR OVER AND OUT.

Song of the Day: Brickyard Blues by Three Dog Night

Should I deliver this package I have for you to back door or would you prefer it from the front...

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: but watch out

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: if you buy from the US

cweeds@gmail.com: yeah

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: customs will bend you over and give it to you up the ass

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: no joke

cweeds@gmail.com: that would be funny to see

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: ...

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: I suppose if you get into that stuff...

cweeds@gmail.com: lol

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: :P

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: lol

cweeds@gmail.com: just the usps guy comes to the dudes door...the guy doesnt expect anything, obviously

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: lmao

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: oh man

cweeds@gmail.com: 8 years of therapy later he can finally enjoy his new vcr

cweeds@gmail.com: and surgery...4 years of reconstructive surgery

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: why does that not scream gay porn

cweeds@gmail.com: haha

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: hello Mr.Jones

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: I have a package to deliver

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: should I drop it off at the back door

cweeds@gmail.com: I didnt know whether or not to come to your...back door

cweeds@gmail.com: lmao

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: or would you prefer it in the front

cweeds@gmail.com: I wasnt sure if you had a mail slot..

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: oh man

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: this is awful

cweeds@gmail.com: quite

RIO NITRUS 1.5GB (50 HOURS) MP3 PLAYER BRAND NEW IN PACKAGING $170 biking with Shaun: its going in my blog

cweeds@gmail.com: sweet:P

cweeds@gmail.com: now, Ill need your initials here, here, and your old John handcock here...

I'm not sure if we should be beaten or praised for this work.

Song of the Day: No Time by The Guess Who

I am a ninja... FEAR ME111

Thats right, after endless minutes spent preparing I am now following the path of the ninja master. You must all fear me and my mad ninja skillz. w0rd111

Song of the Day: No Matter What by Def Leppard

Def Leppard & The Tea Party @ Save-On-Foods Memorial Arena111

So I went to the INCREDIBLY AWESOME concert last night at the new arena. The Tea Party is great, if you haven't listened to anything from them get the album Splendor Solis or any other Tea Party album. But the main attraction of the show was DEF LEPPARD. These guys were amazing, great show, excellent showmanship. I was blown away by how good these guys are. If you love listening to their studio stuff you have to listen to them live. They played so many great songs I just hope I can find a bootleg of the concert on the net soon. The whole crowd was up on their feet for the entire show and at the end after 5 minutes of cheering and yelling for more they boys came back on and rocked out with two more songs. They wrapped up the show with an encore of Rock of Ages and Pour Some Sugar On Me. Great concert, I feel for anyone that missed out on such a great concert.

Secondly, I need to rant otherwise this post would be incomplete. But alas I am in luck today for what I found a few moments ago doesn't require me to rant about it. It more or less is self explanatory. I found this Amazon, after googling "beginners guide to gothic 2" for the record that's a PC game that I just got. Anyways here is the link I found, its a list on Amazon made by the "Elder Goth" and it contains items that young budding goths should purchase. It has books, movies etc that will help new teen goths achieve higher levels of gothicness or something like that. Anyways have a look here. Well that wraps up today's post.

Song of the Day: Rocket by Def Leppard

Weapons of Mass SEDUCTION111

Yesterday biking with my good buddy Shaun on the Galloping and we biked past a guy who had a Zebra print whip, whip as in something you use on animals or in bed or stuff if you get into that. Just walking along the goose with this whip. On the way back we saw him and again talking to some chick and had another good laugh and then we were joking about calling the cops and reporting this guy with the whip. Thats when I had the genius discovery. I was imatating a phone call to the cops and came out with "Ya we've a guy here carrying a whip.... thats right a weapon of mass seduction". Easily one of the funniest things that has happened on recent rides, I laughing for a good few minutes after and almost fell off my bike as a result. Goodtimes were had by all. In other news a I found a program and site that work in combination to make you money just by leaving your computer and internet on and connected. Instructions can be found on my site here at the following address http://lakerr.no-ip.com/howtomakeeasymoneywithyourpc.htm. Now you too can make a little extra money every month for virtually no work.

Term of the day: Weapons of Mass Seduction

Non-sensicalness

I felt the need to post the following please feel free to mock me. Thats a ten four good buddy over and oot.

Ladies and Gentlemen kids of all ages I give you complete and utter non-sense:

1. precisely what I was thinking
2. haha Craig and I listed all of our locks today
3. now we pray they sell
4. so we can make money
5. and be able to buy a bunch of dvd's
6. I also learned that in a lot of cases shipping is cheaper to the US than to Canada
7. that led to some interesting brain storming in regards to how to list prices when the item location is Canada and shipping to Canada is 2 dollars more than to the US
8. it was a straight up party though
9. and also today I went for a short ride with Shaun who has decided to go into your mom joke rehab
10. and by superstore we were discussing a sign that appeared to have been cut down and we were debating how it got cut
11. and I suggested a laser and shaun went to tell a your mom joke but stopped and I started so hard
12. The situation wasnt even funny from a "had to be there stance" in which me is already there
13. but I laughed just the same
14. it was a real party
15. almost as much fun as when Craig and were picking ebay names that used westcoast and using a rhyming dictionary and had names westcoastfrompillartopost, westcoastmilitaryoutpost, westcoastdumbasapost
16. and many more
17. was on the floor several times that
18. it was so funny
19. I just ran a poll and decided that making this conversation as it stands into non-sensical blog post
20. non-sensical for the record is buzzword
21. I voted on this and non-sensical one by margin of 1-0
22. *won
23. assuming I added the votes up correctly
24. I think we might have to do a recount
25. just to make sure I read the ballot right
26. shit
27. I ran the vote in my head
28. there is no papertrail and votes could have been tampered with and there is no record to they werent
29. oh dear
30. hmm time to post this

Word of the Day: non-sensical

w000t w000t PAYPAL Today111

Today I'm setting up my paypal account in attempt to
a) get donations from people who I supply with daily "software packs"
b) get money by buying and selling stuff on ebay and
c) just because its cool and everyone else is doing it.

Also if anyone that visits this blog happens to have a paypal account and wouldnt be horribly opposed to giving me a few dollars to put towards my school trip to Europe next year thats going to cost 3500 dollars it would be GREATLY appreciated :-) Thats about all for today. I have a pretty nifty link for you all to check out below. Enjoy.

Link of the Day: http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm

Speed Humps Ahoy!

Alrighty folks I am back from trip to Squamish, and I am still in one piece albeit slightly battered from the trip home (which took bloody near 8 hours). Anyways at the ferry terminal I saw the amusing sign that can be seen posted here. The fact that we need a picture like this to warn us of the impending well marked speed bumps is somewhat dissapointing. But whats worse still is that they even have to write what it is for the chronically stupid. What kills me is that in todays purest politically correct society they chose to call it a speed "hump" instead of a speed "bump". In the eyes of some religious zealot or "concerned parent" I picture this being "grossly offensive". Either way I found it amusing/saddening but it made the wait at the termincal moderately more bareable. One thing I forgot to mention that adds to the humour, one of these signs appears about every twenty feet along the path to the booths and past them. In other news this weekend I found out I kick ass at Monopoly. I played five games this weekend with my cousins and Shawna. Good times were had by all.

Song of the Day: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Bachman-Turner-Overdrive

The London Bombings

As you may or may not have heard there have been a series of terrorist attacks in the London area. Multiple bombs were detonated over the course of the morning killing a confirmed 37 people and wounding hundreds more. According to the BBC website there have been three explosions on trains and one on a double decker bus. Its very sad to see that these terrorist still think that they can get away with these barbaric acts that kill innocent people. Some sources have claimed that not suprisingly al-Qaeda has claimed responsibility for the attacks. I think the victims of these attacks will be in the hearts of all of us today. More info on these attacks can be found at the BBC website here BBC London Attacks In Depth

So true...

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Software of the Day: NetMeter

My blogger profile is being retarded so here is a super hot picture of me for all of you to drool over (I need to post it so I can use it for my blogger profile)

Indie Retail

I really enjoyed this article I stumbled upon today about the dying indie game retailers. The articles is written by the owner of Red Devil Games in New Jersey. So if you happen to be around there check him out. Also check out his awesome article about how large retailers like Walmart and such are replacing individually operated places. Also mega game retailers like Gamestop and EB Games, even though I quite enjoy the atmosphere at EB Games. Anyways check out the article here

Song of the Day: Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meat Loaf

"Telus, the future is full of bullshit"

Now ladies and gentlemen I have for the most part always liked telus. Sure the line speed kind of sucked (1.5Mbit) but tech support has always been very good but the main reason was that despite the pathetic 10GB bandwidth limit they didnt enforce it so it was the same as having unlimited. However Telus is singing a different tune now as I recently recieved a letter saying that I was using excessive amounts of bandwidth, sure 137GB in a month is a tad high. For the record I dont usually do that much but this month was an exception due to me getting invites to several new private bit torrent sites. But I digress. So now it turns out if this "excessive usage" continues our account will be TERMINATED. One thing that makes our case extra special is that we probably pay between 300-400 dollars monthly to Telus due to phone/cell/internet so I would think some leeway could be given. We called them, they said otherwise. So my problem is this here is a break down of Telus' "highspeed" internet packages.





Now the office and server plans do come with some extra do-dads (static ip, multiple e-mail accounts, added webspace, multiple ips etc etc) however let me dig up shaws highspeed plans.







As you can see there is a very appaling difference in packages Shaws basic package is essentially three times as fast as telus' and has twice the bandwidth limit, albeit the 20GB limit is still pretty sad its a moderate improvement. The xtreme package is more of an improvement atleast I could live with 50GB but look at the speed on the shaw package compared to the telus enhanced package. For a buck more shaw packs in an extra 4Mbits and 35GB more bandwidth to use. Im not going to commentate the business packages, you're all smart enough to compare them. Im going to assume speed wise the business ones are as fast or faster than the xtreme package. As you can see Telus needs to really pull it together and a)upgrade their lines b)have more realistic bandwidth limits.

For more information on Shaw and Telus and to read user reviews of the services visit our site of the day: Broadband Reports - http://www.dslreports.com/

Canadian army has to substitute paintballs for ammunition

Sadly the title of this article isn't too terribly shocking. I was browsing to the mytelus homepage to view my account usage and noticed this article not a moment too soon. The article talks about how the army was forced to RENT paintball guns from a local shop to use in a training excersise. Despite the amusing nature of this soldiers found that the paintballs added some realism over the Simunition they were supposed to have been using. They said that the paintballs added the realism of actually getting shot, one solider was quoted saying It gives the 'instant return' and the feeling that I can get killed." Needless to say the whole concept is very amusing. I will provide a link to the full article in question.

http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pageID=canada_home&articleID=1969832

Fun Fact of the Day: The West Edmonton Mall has three fully functioning submarines for kids to ride in...
The Canadian Military has two fully functioning submarines for the kids to ride in.

Grocery Store Wars | Join the Organic Rebellion

Well it has been quite awhile since I last posted here but I hope to be getting back into the swing of things soon enough. As I hope you all know school is almost out, less than 2 weeks left now. I am unsure of the actual number of days left but it cant be very many. To recap on some exciting things that have happened since l last posted there was the super awesome band trip to Richmond for Nationals, my computer crashed and I had to reformat :-( Baseball season started I think and I have money, also I believe GuildWars came out aswell. The main reason I made this post was to encourage you to watch StoreWars which can be found at the link provided below. Its a StarWars spoof about the battle between organic foods and genetically altered food. Check it out, it's definitely worth watching.

Link of the Day: http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html

" I have two side one happy one anger you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger..."

Well LeQuesne was down last night and showed me one of the funniest things I have seen/heard in awhile. Some of you might have heard of this guy before his name is Ill Mitch and I'm not sure he is for real but I have found two of his songs so far. Ill Mitch is a Russian Rapper, who lives in the states now. He speaks very broken engish and has his own website. You all have to listen to "Fast & Danger" thats my favorite one of his songs. So go check out http://www.illmitch.com. While searching for more info on the amazing Ill Mitch we happened across a page. The page is currently down so I will post the link when its working. Otherwise that wraps up today's post.

Site Of The Day: http://www.illmitch.com

"LAKER....GET A HAIR CUT!!"

Well baseball/softball season has began and I have already made $90!! So I am quite happy with that, it puts me closer to getting a bike which I am hoping to get in the near future. Anyways back to the point. Gareth and Chris kill me to no end. Tonights game was hilarious they gave me a pretty much non-stop razing about my hair throughout the game. Chris even called time to tell me to get a hair cut. On top of this they managed to get parents, coaches and players in on the fun. Needless to say it was great fun aside from the fact that the game was incredibly slow because triangles pitchers couldnt throw strikes consistently if their lives depended on it. Thats it for today. Oh I almost forgot I did the Times Colonist 10K today which was a blast and I cant wait until next year. You all should really do it, it's so much fun.Ok now I am actually done.

Song Of The Day: San Francisco by Scott McKenzie

"So this is to help you breathe yes? And Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?

I was browsing around the forums at http://www.zeropaid.com and came across a comedian, who happens to be a puppet. He goes by the name of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and can be found at his website here http://www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com/. Now the first video of his that I was was the "StarWars Nerds" clip, I strongly encourage all of you to watch this video I will be posting it on my website for people to download as well providing a link to a site that offers streaming of the video. The video is about ten and a half minutes long and left me in tears I was laughing so hard. So without further adieu check Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!

StarsWars Nerds Video

Thats all for today be sure to check out the link of the day, its a good one. Who knew rotting meat could be so humourous and exciting.

Link Of The Day: http://www.stinkymeat.net/

Enlighten me...

Ok I am detecting a problem. A "disturbance in the force" if you will. Since when is putting black paint crap around your eyes like tears or whatever the hell look they are going for the new cool and hip thing to do. I am cordially fed up with these "Goth" wannabe kids who go around wearing stuff thats supposed to be worn on ones feet on ones hands to cover up cut marks they don't actually have. Then they start putting weird circus make up on their faces in an attempt to look even more out to lunch. Since when is being depressed cool, why is the new cool and fun thing to do being depressed, I don't get it please someone enlighten me as to why this is the way it is. Another thing that has been getting to me for awhile is the "woe is me" msn names. They aren't as bad as usual at the time of writing this although one stands out. "cry" thats what one of these clever circus folk have come up with, they feel its very cool to "cry" about one thing or another most likely that last weeks boyfriend dumped and she hasn't found one for this week. That's another thing that bugs but there fail to be enough hours in the day for me to go on about that so I wont touch on it now. But certain people who seem to be "in love" with another person every week really need to get it together.

Song Of The Day: No Rain by Blind Melon

The special kids... Captain & Asst. Captain of the Ring Hockey Team :-P

cOz nOnE iS gOinG tO tAkE mY LiL bRotHeR aT sKooL...

This post is just a rant because this just pisses me off. I was looking over the tracker for my blog and noticed someone came here from another blog. I decided to check out the blog, the page loaded and I was absolutely apalled by what was before me to behold. This blog is new and only has two posts, but managed to send me over the top. Look at it and see if it bugs you as much as bugs me http://lonelinessgrrl.blogspot.com/. I absolutely hate with every last fiber of my being when people write like that. It is beyond comprehension what would lead someone to believe writing like that is either cool, a good idea, fun, attractive to read or whatever. To me it is incredibly aggravating, its hard to read and just really displays some really lame attempt at being cool or hip. People need to stop writing stuff like that, I see it in msn groups and in forums and in blogs like this. It should be outlawed. l33t speak is one thing, but stuff like this is just pathetic end of story. That's all that I have to say. Case closed.

Link of the day: http://lakerr.no-ip.com/namethattune.html

Men swipe house, brick by brick

This is just a quick post because I needed to share this you all. This news article made my day. I was looking for some good comic relief and this more than fulfilled. The story is basically this; several men dismantled a three bedroom brick house and carted off to make drug money. They spent THREE MONTHS, taking down a house, and the kicker is no one got suspicious at all because they figured the men were contractors or something because the house was for sale. So in summary several men stole a brickhouse...piece by piece. Now guess work it took place? Thats right the mighty US of A in Texas no less. Anyways that wraps up today's article. Here is a link below.

News Article of the Day: Men swipe house, brick by brick

KungFu 3-000...

Sorry I havent gotten around to posting lately I keep putting it off but finally I motivated myself to do it. Several things have happened since my last post that deserve to be mentioned. For starters LeQuesne and I began working on KungFu 3000. Production began last Friday night when the LeQuesnes came over for some evening partying. Craig and I have gotten some good video so far and have made a good start on the actual video, so far we have finished most of the intro (about 50 seconds long in total) and so far it looks pretty funny. So I hope all you eager fans out there are ready for the final release which will hopefully be ready to ship by the end of spring break so stay tuned to my website for details.

I know other stuff happened but as of now I am shooting blanks, nothing good is coming to mind aside from me playing pacman for an hour in yearbook and getting a top score of 72,000 something points. It was a party and a half but you had to be there to fully grasp the entire scope of it. See to me, pacman is not a game its serious business apparently according to onlookers I got VERY into the game. I supposedly yelled out at times stood up and slammed things, hit the monitor and banged the keyboard and probably several other things as well. I still stand by pacman being one of the best games to date. Thats about all for for now, I hope all you kids in Frenchland are having fun and I hope Will you have gotten some "french action" by now, I also hope Alex you have more pictures where you dont like a child predator with a snow blower thing, Josh I hope you have been avoiding womens clothes as best as possible while in Quebec please try to avoid giving them the wrong impression. Also if someone reads this get josh to get ahold of me weather it be over msn with some else or whatever I need to talk to you about room arrangements for the band trip its semi important. Anyways I hope you are all having fun and staying out of trouble.

Song of the Day: Into The Mystic by Van Morrison <--- really cool bass line

My new speakers.

w000t w000t I got new speakers of extreme ass kickery!!!

Today I finally got my new speakers. 5.1 surround sound 505W of power and a huge ass subwoofer. Aside from this I would like to wish all the wannabe frenchies and Colby all the best on there trip to Chicoutimi, Quebec. I hope you all have a safe flight and don't freeze to death or anything while you are up there. Remember its Quebec they only have two season, the EXTREMELY hot season and the EXTREMELY cold season so shorts are not an option, this is mainly directed at Chris. Anyways thats about all for today.

Quote of the day: "All your base are belong to us" -Zero Wing
Link of the day: http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/

"WOW look at the size of that rack!"

Well it is infact my 15th birthday today. I have to thank all of you for your kind birthday wishes in its various incarnations. I really enjoyed coming to school and seeing my locker covered in wrapping paper and topped with a purple bow and a nice sign. Craig did a wonderful job leading happy birthday at the bus stop and holding the final note for atleast a minute. On top of all this I got to spend a few hours with my favorite person in the whole world this afternoon ;-) I also got lots of wonderful gifts, including new speakers which should be here for tommorow or Friday. Dinner was another fun event, one noteworthy part would be a crime not to share. So here it is. We went to Montana's for dinner, you may or may not know but Wednesday is all you can eat ribs day. So there were always waitresses walking around with plates of ribs to give to people looking for refills. Here is the funny part, I Was taking a sip of my coke when my mom suddenly comes out with "Wow look at the size of that rack!". I proceed to spit out coke and choke on it at the same time and then burst out laughing. I could stop laughing it was just too funny, my mom didn't even get the humor in what she said at first. Anyways I also got to experience the whole birthday hoopla what not that Montana's like to put you through on your birthday. Needless to we got lots of great pictures along with some cool video of me wearing a helmet with antlers so check my site out later. I will close this post with some links to the best pictures that were taken.

Deer In Head Lights - http://lakerr.no-ip.com/images/picturesofme/deerinheadligts.jpg
Me With The Cool Antler Hat - http://lakerr.no-ip.com/images/picturesofme/montanaantlars.jpg
Me With The Cool Antler Hat AND An Even Cooler Facial Expression - http://lakerr.no-ip.com/images/picturesofme/montanaantlarsstoned.jpg

Links of the day:
The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness
Top 10 Worst Ideas to Make Nintendo Games About
Seanbaby's NES Page

That is one kick ass hat!!

Me and the great cat.

You can make any name cool by adding "inator" to the end of it....

That is the conclusion I came to today. We were in the change room when I came up with this theory and immediately began testing it. I tried Lakerinator, Colbinator and then I hit it.... THE TOMINATOR. As soon as I said it me and Colby immediately looked at each other knowing I had struck a note of pure genius. So from here on in Tom or Tomothy will be henceforth known as.... THE TOMINATOR. What I don't understand is why it bugs him so much, in my oppinion that has to be the coolest nick name ever. But enough about that. Second on the agenda is a movie we watched in French Class today "Les Triplettes de Belleville". This movie is almost as weird as "The Yellow Submarine" it has a really weird and out of control animation style to it. Sure the movie is in French but you don't even need to understand what is said to enjoy the movie, quite frankly Im not sure I have even listened to what has been said in the movie so far. Aside from this the movie is just funny, you cant help but laugh at some of the stuff portrayed in the movie as well as some of the characters. All in all I say all of you should check out "Les Triplettes de Belleville" its a great movie and is fun for everyone, despite being in French (sorry Jess I had to do it :p)

Site of the Day: http://en.wikipedia.org/

Crazy!

Not lacking excitement...

Today was very interesting to say the least. The most interesting part would have been seeing Tom and his brother James attack each other with a green applesauce substance and then beat each other with wooden spoons. Why did this happen you may ask? Simply put the school needed an opening to check lockers for various contraband substances, so they threw a school spirit assembly to close up spirit week. How eating worms out of a bowl of strange crap, dressing up like clowns, throwing green junk at each other and having a tug-o-war match with 10 people on one side and 50 on the other side supports school spirit is beyond me, I don't understand. I think all that was accomplished today was getting a few kids busted for having different things in their lockers they shouldn't have had and casting the last bit of dignity the school had out the window. But it still wasnt total loss, the Tom and James applesauce whatever episode was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Well thats all for today its after midnight and I am tired.

Website of the Day: http://www.oldgames.co.uk

PWNED!!!!

Paris Hilton's Sidekick hacked

That's right kids some l33t h@x0r(z) h@ck3d h1l70nz $1d3k1ck. For those of you who are not quite as gifted as me that translates to some kid with no social life hacked Paris Hilton's overpriced phone/organizer device. One of the highlights of this invasion was the theft of her address book, thats right the address book of a celebrity who would obviously have other celebrities in her address book. So now if you are very clever you can use Google to find this address book that has a few hundred celebrities personal numbers in it some of note are as follows. Ashlee Simpson, Vin Diesel, Nicky Hilton, Daddy Hilton, Avril Lavinge, Eminem, Bow Wow and many more. Apparently some pictures and perhaps some video were taken as well although I'm not 100% positive about the video I know pictures were stolen aswell. All in all I find this quite funny simply because its Paris Hilton and apparently her password was taken via social engineering, in short she told someone her password. Apparently a man by the name of Nicolas Jacobsen is responsible for this mishap, he is also responsible for hacking T-Mobile's servers as well. But sadly he got busted and will now probably spend several years in jail because hacking is infact a crime and is punishable by jail time and a fine. So remember hacking is bad, you can get caught yada yada yada don't do it stay in school maybe find a girl or something so you arent tempted to start trying shit like this, as funny as it is. That's all I have to say for now. Case closed.

Read The Full Article Here: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/02/21/Paris_hacked/

Word of the day: pwned

Isaac Of Dunharrow. Thats me.

18 Hours...

I have played GuildWars for 18 hours since Friday, and I am quite proud of myself. Everyone should be playing this game, it is just so much fun. Its probably the only MMORPG that is free to play, no monthly fees here. Its got great graphics, great game play and its still in beta so it can only get better. I dont have much else to say because this is all I have been doing for the last little bit. One last thing I would like to add, I will be trying out the google adsense program for my site and probably blog as well. So if you see the google ads on the pages anywhere do not be alarmed they are your friends, dont be afraid to click on them from time to time. It helps me out.

EDIT: I finished the weekend at a whopping 26 hours of total play time :D

Game of the Day: GuildWars

Naturally I was right...

The yearbook Valentines Day fundraiser went just as I predicted. It was all in all largely unsuccessful, but I will leave you to judge that.
Firstly the class as a whole had to deal with this poorly organized fundraiser for two weeks plus leading upto the dreaded day. Secondly the advertising was poorly done, I suppose in all fairness not all blame can fall on the people in charge but I'd say 99% of it does. I realize that a large audience needed to be informed in a short amount of time, but better planning would have made this possible. Giving everyone three home rooms and a sheet with what to say will NOT get the job done especially if 3 or 4 groups are sent to the same class. Anyways enough of pre valentines day tomfoolery lets cut to the chase, you are probably dying to know just how much was raked in by this fundraiser. Well we are actually extremely lucky that we even made money. The people in charge of organizing the event decided that we would buy the flowers on Valentines Day, so they would be fresh, it never crossed anyone of their minds that maybe.... just maybe the flowers would be more expensive on Valentines Day. So they ended up paying $1.85 for every flower, instead of 2 for $1.00 2 weeks earlier. So the fundraiser according to Mrs.Gronow made around $50.00 now I have a feeling that number is lower, I seem to recall overhearing closer to $40.00. But that could just be me hearing things, eitherway $50.00 is a pretty dismal figure for 2 weeks of work. With some of the numbers Mrs.Gronow threw at the class on Wednesday I figure about 24 hours of actual work was put into it, which is a lot. Now we shall find out just how much was made per hour. I will break it down for you...

24 hours/$50.00
= $0.48/hour

So there you have it, the "fundraiser" raked in an amazing 48 CENTS AN HOUR. I don't know what more to say, case closed.

Fun Fact of the Day: My website has recieved over 1000 unique hits from over 20 countries!

.....dont ask....

Complete and utter bullshit...

Right now I am not in a good mood, not even slightly. My blood is boiling, what I witnessed today was a blatant display of "We need to be politically correct" bullshit. I am sick and tired of having to constantly give in the to slightest bit of opposition, what happened to democracy. Just because a small few find it their job to whine, bitch and generally complain about every little thing because it would seem they have NOTHING better to do. Today in applied designs Ashley informed me that a bunch of captions from the Cooking & Sewing pages had been changed after being deemed inappropriate. So immediately we both consulted with Mrs.Gronow as to why they had been changed, hoping that there was a pretty damn good reason behind it. Sadly most lacked a good reason, which is why I am in such a good mood right now. I will list the captions, then what they were changed to and then the reason behind the change. Brace yourself, because here comes a non-stop onslaught of T O T A L B U L L S H I T...

Exhibit A:
Original: The 3 Mustketeers get rid of those wrinkles.
Replacement: The boys get rid of those wrinkles
Reason: No good reason was given as to why this was changed, the only good reason I can think of is if we had used the whole "3 Musketeers" concept on too many other pages. But I dont think that was the case.

Exhibit B:
Original: Sierra Hamblin deep in creative thought.
Replacement: "Cinderelly, Cinderelly..."
Reason: This one defies logic, the thought that someone decided this was a better caption for a MIDDLE SCHOOL yearbook is really disturbing. Personally I can see Sierra Hamblin being slightly irratated by a quote like this, I know I would be.

Exhibit C:
Original: All my sewers don't dance they just stitch up their pants and thread away. Stich it up, stitch it up, stitch it up!
Replacement: "Is this for the rest of the year?"
Reason: Apparently someone mentioned that the lyrics from the song are not very "appropriate" so Mrs.Gronow or the teacher in charge of making sure the yearbook appeals to the left and the right decided that because the clever caption was based on an "innapropriate" song the caption should be taken out of the yearbook. I do not understand the logic behind this.

Exhibit D:
Original: I got 99 problems, but sewing ain't one!
Replacement: We are "SEW" going to make some cool stuff.
Reason: This one is also because of "innapropriate" lyrics in the actual song. That really doesn't qualify as a reason, I cant think of a good reason as to why this can be considered a problem, heaven forbid someone complained on that ground. Its people that complain about things like that, they ruin everything. They seem to complain simply for the sake of complaining. It really P I S S E S M E O F F.

Exhibit E:
Original: All the chefs in the kitchen "Turn it up hot, turn it up hot."
Replacement: All the chefs in the kitchen say "Spatula, Spatula"
Reason: Same as the previous two, inappropriate lyrics. On a side note the replacement quite frankly sucks, its not even kind of creative. The whole theme of this yearbook, so now instead of using an idea from a song we used "say Spatula Spatula". I am left saying W T F!

Exhibit F:
Original: Stir it up! Little darlings, stir it up!
Replacement: Puttin' on the icing.
Reason: I really dont know, my guess is the lyric crap again. Either the replacement sucks. The kid is stirring a bowl of icing. The caption was fine, shit needs to be pulled together. Case closed.

Exhibit G:
Original: Darcy Sherrington carries his mission to the over.
Replacement: sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine...
Reason: Not a clue, this just defies rational thinking. Sure the caption wasnt super great in the beginning but the replacement is just straight out bad, end of story.

Exhibit H:
Original: The dynamic duo prepare a feast.
Replacement: A spoonful of suger...
Replacement: For starters they spelt sugar wrong (this was done by a teacher). Secondly the picture doesn't even involve sugar. God only knows...

Exhibit I:
Orginal: Craig LeQuesne having a good time dishing it up!
Replacement: none they just crossed it out
Reason: Mrs.Gronow decided that people would immediately associate "good time" with having sex. I immediately responded with "Is your mind really that far in the gutter" she came back with a long winded story of how if a parent saw something like that, they might complain and then she wears it from Mrs.Churchhill. This is single handedly the saddest thing I have ever heard, if someone complained about that caption I really cant begin to describe the how I would feel. Suffice to say I would be gravely dissapointed. I wish I could go into detail as to how much this frustrates me, but alas I cannot because there are no words to describe the feeling.

That concludes this rant, remember folks do NOT give into society's constant desire to keep things politically correct. Fight the power, be a "rebel" do whatever you have to do. Just do not wind up preaching this garbage. Thank You, Good night.

Word of the day: half-life

En guarde!!!

God she just hit him in the head with a bible....

I was meaning to post this yesterday but I forgot to. My dad was driving home yesterday morning and The Q played this clip on the morning show, its one of the funniest things I have heard in awhile. All of you should listen to it, I just about died last night listening to it. Darren describe it is "fucking hilarious" so it must be good.

Second on the agenda is a very kick ass game I discovered two days back "Sid Meier's Pirates!" this game is just tons of fun. I have been playing all the time, definately something to check out. Lastly I would like to touch on one of the coolest words ever....redundancy. This is a very cool word, it deserves special recognition so there you have it. Special recognition for the word reduncancy"

Word of the Day: Redundancy

Not much to say...

I dont have a lot to say today, mainly because I didnt really do anything noteworthy nor did I witness anything noteworthy. Either way I did get a few new games today, I havent been able to play any aside from Morrowing. I got Deus Ex:Invisible War, Morrowind and all the expansions (Bloodmoon and Tribunal) and lastly Neverwinter Nights. These all look like really kickass games and I will play them tommorow or today seeing as how the clock just struck midnight. Tonight has been semi productive, I did Reviews 6.3, 6.4, 6.5, 6.6 and 6.7. Its still inconclusive as to if the last one will get done. Im falling asleep at the wheel here so im not really sure. Before I doze off in my chair I would like to close with a song of the day.

Song of the Day: Hallelujah by Rufus Wainright <--------- awesome song

Asleep at the wheel...

Tropical Paradise...

The Mystery of the Wanted Ninja Revealed

I showed the classified ad looking for a ninja to do ninja related work to Mr.Ross who found it quite humourous. Mr.Ross decided to photocopy and blow up the ad to hang around his classroom. He informed me today that one of his grade eight math students called the number and found out what the ad was all about. It apparently was looking for someone with a ninja suit and "ninja skills" to be in a movie or similar. So there you have it boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen the mystery has been solved. Still all in all that was easily the highlight of the week and probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen in the paper so kudos to M. Davies (that is the name I found when I ran a reverse look up of the number in the article) Hopefully he found many suitable ninjas for the job.

In other news Tom got two days detention for skipping two blocks yesterday and I think Colby got the same but I am not 100% sure. All in all it was still pretty funny, me and Darren will get a laugh out of that for awhile. Nothing exciting to report aside from finding out Guild Wars isnt coming out until March.17 not really exciting news, more or less depressing/saddening news.

Word of the Day: Stealthy

Only three more days...

"That looks like Colby's bright red sweatshirt"

Thomas and Colby engineered a brilliant plan to escape the confines of the last two blocks of the day. There plan was semi-well planned, their story was they went to the doctor. A relatively shitty alibi, what are the odds they both have to go the doctor on the same day at the same time. Anyways they brought Janine into this little escape plan of theres. The plan was doomer as soon as they decided to escape via the back field. Our French class (the class they skipped first off) is in room 214 over looking the field. This my friends was the beginning of the end. Darren and I saw this we just about died laughing even Kyle had to go WTF are they doing. Needless to say Mme.Coleman spotted them no problem and had a good laugh with Kyle, Darren and I. All in all it was quite fun from our perspective. Thats about all for the day. I shall close with a song of the day.

Song of the day: Look What You've Done by Jet

WANTED: One Ninja...

WANTED: One Ninja for Ninja related work!!

Today started off like any other day. In the late morning I left for Duncan with my dad to go watch my sisters figure skating competition. Her synchro team got gold and she got silver for her solo, which makes her the second best skater in her division/class/level whatever you want to call it for the island she also got an artistic award for her solo. As exciting as all this was, not to mention hijacking a german tank this morning in BF1942, but I digress. The highlight of today came in the dying hours of the day, around quarter after nine. My dad has no job right now so he routinely looks through the classified in the TC for jobs. This is where he found a posting for a very unique job. The listing reads as follows...

WANTED: One Ninja for
Ninja related work. Stealth
and discretion are required
Please contact 592-2300,
please only serious applic-
ants. Must have own suit.

I really dont know what to say in response to that, it could very well be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I am currently contemplating submitting it to Ebaums world if they take it for their funny pictures section. I will be posting a scan of it after this post in the form of my daily picture. It will also be on my website. Please if you would like to use the picture for anything ask me first.

Game of the day: Battle Field 1942

w0000000t 1st place and artistic

w000000t

Less than a week until Guildwars comes out, its going to be me, Maxwell, Sean and Jesse rockin the place up w0000000t. Anyways this could very well qualify as the greatest day of my life, dont ask why, just trust me :D!! I managed to solve the problem with not being able to view my site stats. But now I can, and I can also brag about how many hits I get a day, currently averaging at 18. To keep with the random momentum of this post Max sent me a really funny doctored screenshot he made. I will be posting it on my site later today or possibly tommorow so keep an eye out for out. I would like to end todays post by saying my sister got 1st place in the qualifying round of her skating competition, she also got the artistic award and will be skating again tommorow to compete for a medal and the chance to compete in Campbell river.

Word of the day: Telephony

Mess with The Punisher...only if you can take the heat!!

36 out of 30 smokers want to quit smoking, 5 out 4 people do not understand fractions...

I cant remember the last time I had so much trouble holding back my laughter, I could not stop laughing. It all started on page one hundred and ninety four...Question six...section A. Shaun and I were working on this page together and we had both gotten to this question. The question stated that 5 out of six smokers want to quit smoking, it then asked, if there were 30 smokers how many would want to quit. Now I got twenty-five out of thirty, which as you may have figure out is the correct answer. Now here is where it gets funny, Shaun was convinced his answering was right and mine was wrong. Now in case you are just tuning in here is the score, I have come to the conclusion 25 out of 30 smokers want to quit smoking, now Shaun in his infinite wisdom has decided that 36 out of 30 smokers want to quit smoking. If you are smart, you will see that is impossible if there are 30 people 36 of them cannot think a certain thing its quite impossible. It took quite a but of discussion and reasoning to show Shaun the error in his ways. After this though we both couldnt stop laughing, we just kept repeating, 36 out of 30 smokers want to quit. It was slowly killing us, so we decided we needed more to laugh at. Based off that I came up with, 5 out of 4 kids are failing math. I proceeded laughing mostly non-stop until the end of TAG, it was all in all pretty sad.

On a completely unrelated note, I tried out "The Punisher". Its a pretty cool PC Game, the perspective is a bit weird and hard to get used to but all in all its a pretty cool game. The opening cut scene has to be one of my all time favorites, The Punisher kills 5 or 6 guys in probably 20 seconds using there own weapons after killing the gang leader with a shotgun from point blank. It was REALLY cool. Maybe if you can find a demo of this game check it out. Hmm I think that is all for the day, ya I think it is. Over and out.

Comic book character of the day: The Punisher

If this was me at 2 or 3, it could proove that I am infact and 80 year old man in a 14 year olds body.

He did it....

Well there were many exciting happenings today. The most prominent being Tom finally being able to crush a popcan against his head. It all began at lunch today, Tom, Max, Darren and I were standing in the hall just chatting casually and all of a sudden there is this crunching noise and Tom doubles over in pain. Thats right you guessed it, dumbass smashed a can of pop over his head. He felt it alright but he did kind of squish the can. So it wasnt a total loss. The three of us found Tom's antics pretty funny because it scared the shit out of all of us, we though he got shot or something, it was pretty funny. In other news French was exciting as usual, Darren AND Tom both got tossed out 20 minutes into class for talking or something, I cant quite remember what it was for. Secondly I have found what could very well be the coolest city name in recorded history. I happened upon the name in french while looking over a map of Quebec, or Le Quebec as the Quebecians call it. The cities name is......SHAWINIGAN is that not the best name ever. Come on think of the possibilities, here is one that came to mind quite quickly use the word again after the name Shawinigan for example

"Lets go to Shawinigan again"

or better yet, say you have a friend named finnigan (I dont know what sick parents would call there kid finnigan, I also appologize if your name is finnigan or you are a parent who named your kid finnigan) anyways back to the example

"My friend Finigan is going to go to Shawinigan again"

I rest my case, best city name ever = Shawinigan. On a side note while looking at this same map. I found what could be the worst named cities ever, Kongiqsualujjuaq and Kongiqsujuaq. I cant even begin to understand how you can rationalize putting two J's in one word, and one after another. I dont understand it, who can actually pronouce those names answer = 0 people. I will give a prize and large some of money* to anyone who can pronounce one or both of those names. Well that about wraps up todays post. I just need to come up with a creative thing of the day.

Website of the day: http://www.pentrix.com/ <---- now I have seen it all


* no prize or cash sum will be rewarded

... Time Dr.Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived.

Painkiller!

Awesome game, I highly reccomend it to all who are into horror games. Pretty intense from the start, good to play in the dark with a good sound system. It has what could be the coolest melee weapon in any game I have ever player...the painkiller. Basically a motor driven? device with lots of sharp blades that go spiralling and hacking when activated, it also has a link gun type thing which is also handy in a pinch. I figure this bad boy could rip a person to shreds in probably 1-2 seconds, with little pain or suffering involved. You can grab the game off eXeem, there is a well seeded copy out there or you can probably grab it off anygood BitTorrent site, or as always you can support the developer and go and buy it. I think that will conclude todays post, I think I forgot most of whatever else happened today. Ahh wait one more thing, got some new shoes ;-) they are pretty l33t.

Quote of the Day: "... Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived." - The G-Man

CRAAAAAZY!!!!

Another day of unforseen excitement

I missed yesterdays post, oh well. I guess I decided I might not post everyday. Anyways today was nothing short of hilarious, mostly in the afternoon starting during lunch. It all begin with ol' thomas going turbo spy/james bond/whoever the fuck he was trying to be, I honestly dont know. After watching his antics for awhile kelc decided enough was enough, in a period of maybe 10-15 minutes she dropped young Thomas 4 times using her ninja moves as she calls them. After lunch, I had french.... with Darren, Tom and Colby. This is a classic recipe for chaos, disruption and other related words. I think things were pretty out of hand right from the start. One of the things that is most prominent in my mind would be our quartet, I want you all to picture this, Ryan Laker, Thomas Watson, Darren Long and Colby Weeds all singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Now in my oppinion we didnt sound all that bad, although Simon (Kyle Emmery) thought otherwise. He stated that Tom and Darren were clearly the singers of the group, I was only talking and Colby was trying too hard. Oh well it was still funny. Second on the agenda for interesting things that happened in french, if you have ever wanted to see a paper airplane made out of the large cardboard type white poster paper you missed your chance today. Tom and Colby made their french clothing poster into a giant paper airplane and went out onto the front field during french for ten minutes and flew it around, this thing packed quite the power behind it too, easily enough to give one of the portables a good rattle. Well I think that about concludes todays post. I made a decision during this post, I dont really care if no one ever reads this, this will be a good place for me to remember the good times. For years and years to come.

Song of the Day: Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks <----- everyone should download and listen to that its an awesome song

Lastly as promised to Mr.Weeds a link to his site and blog and

Decked out with Half-Life gear

SatireWire | Canada Has a Warship? Like for War?

SatireWire | Canada Has a Warship? Like for War? This was easily the highlight of an otherwise boring day, Colby sent me this earlier after he stumbled upon it. The author of this is a genius, I was laughing quite hard. Hmm pretty pumped about the upcoming guildwars beta weekend February.4th-6th that game is going to ROX0r T3H B1G 0N3111. Ahh another thing of importance I did today, I made a video of the Tsunami action over in Asia using stuff I downloaded off eXeem you can grab the video off the front page of my site http://lakerr.no-ip.com the video has some excellent shots of waves and stuff breaking on beaches and an amazing one of a pool being flooded over. You have to see it to believe it. In closing I encourage all you l33t RPG fans out there to get guildwars and join jesse, max and I on the 4th and beyond to battle it out in the lands of guildwars. Lastly our quote of the day.

Quote of the Day: "Hide The Crack" -The Dealer

The Coolest Cat In Town, who is cooler and taller than Kelc. With his pimp headset ;-)

THE FIRST POST

Hmm well here is my first post on my new blog. So welcome all I suppose. Im going to make an attempt to post here everyday and highlight the various happenings of the day. I will also probably include a link of the day or something of the day. Anything along those lines. So be sure to check this page out often. I think for any of you tech savvy viewers I have an RSS (Really Simple Syndication) News feed, so if you have an RSS reader than add http://lakerr.blogspot.com/atom.xml Sage is a good RSS reader if you have firefox so grab that if you are l33t and have firefox. Anyways that concludes this first post I will finish off with a site of the day.

Site of the Day: http://lakerr.no-ip.com